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Friday, July 30, 2010
Simple Q&A : Samalification @ Interview!
Simple Q&A:
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half an apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me.
Some Useful Tips for the Team .. ha.ha.. haa..;-)
> *** Should be helpful :-) ***
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half an apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me.
Some Useful Tips for the Team .. ha.ha.. haa..;-)
> *** Should be helpful :-) ***
Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work!
> 20. "That's weird..."
> 19. "It's never done that before."
> 18. "It worked yesterday."
> 17. "How is that possible?"
> 16. "It must be a hardware problem."
> 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
> 14. "There is something wrong in your data."
> 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
> 12. "You must have the wrong version."
> 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
> 10. "I can't test everything!"
> 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
> 8. "It works, but I havn't been tested."
> 7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
> 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
> 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it work?
> 4. "You can't use that version on your system."
> 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
> 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
>
> And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't
> work:
>
> 1. "It works on my machine."
> 19. "It's never done that before."
> 18. "It worked yesterday."
> 17. "How is that possible?"
> 16. "It must be a hardware problem."
> 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
> 14. "There is something wrong in your data."
> 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
> 12. "You must have the wrong version."
> 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
> 10. "I can't test everything!"
> 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
> 8. "It works, but I havn't been tested."
> 7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
> 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
> 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it work?
> 4. "You can't use that version on your system."
> 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
> 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
>
> And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't
> work:
>
> 1. "It works on my machine."
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