Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work!

>  20. "That's weird..."
>  19. "It's never done that before."
>  18. "It worked yesterday."
>  17. "How is that possible?"
>  16. "It must be a hardware problem."
>  15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
>  14. "There is something wrong in your data."
>  13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
>  12. "You must have the wrong version."
>  11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
>  10. "I can't test everything!"
>  9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
>  8. "It works, but I havn't been tested."
>  7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
>  6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
>  5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it work?
>  4. "You can't use that version on your system."
>  3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
>  2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
> 
>  And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't
>  work:
> 
>  1. "It works on my machine."